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Joan Daly says she likes it when guys wear Old Spice. She likes it when pubescent boys wear Axe, and she is particularly fond of babies that smell like they are caked in baby powder.

Joan Daly says that she finds it comforting when decrepit men smell like cigar smoke. She also happens to enjoy it when old women smell like cheap perfume.

If Joan Daly had it her way, wet dogs would smell like dry puppies, and body odor would smell like fresh popcorn.

In Joan Daly's perfect world, that early morning sewer steam would smell like coffee, and instead of flatulence smelling the way it does, the gas emitted from your gastric tank would have the decadence of a gas station.

Because Joan Daly likes it when automobiles have that "new car smell" (despite reports that that "new car smell" is toxic), it can also be assumed that Joan Daly likes it when sneakers have that "fresh-out-of-the-box" smell. We can further assume that Joan Daly likes it when sneaker boxes smell like fresh-out-of-the-oven cardboard.

Joan Daly likes it when it's raining and she can smell a rainbow coming. She likes it when horse poop smells like unicorn shit.

Joan Daly likes to think that her own shit don't stink. Joan Daly once emptied a whole bottle of Old Spice into the toilet to make sure that it didn't.