changing the game

[ TL;DR

Radical change #1: Vertical headlights

Radical change #2: Vertical license plate ]

Let it also be noted that in addition to radical changes made to the manufacturing, the following game-changing amendments have been made to the official Punch Buggy Game doctrine:

Amendment #1: Pregnant women are now off limits. Any participant caught punching a pregnant woman after proclaiming "punch buggy" will be suspended indefinitely from the Game until said pregnant woman gives birth.

Amendment #2: Infants are also now off limits. Any participant caught punching an infant after proclaiming "punch buggy" will be suspended indefinitely from the Game until said infant outgrows his or her car seat.

Amendment #3: No brass knuckles. No exceptions. Unless the other participant is wearing brass knuckles, that is.

Amendment #4: Any hit following a punch in which a player proclaims "no punch backs" will result in the chopping off of both hands publically, preferably in the middle of the town square.

That is all. Thank you for your time. Punch away.