At the 71st annual Golden Globes, Woody Allen was awarded the prestigious Cecil B. DeMille award for outstanding contributions to the world of entertainment.
Woody was unable to accept the award in person, unfortunately.
Why, you ask?
Because the day before he got drunk off Smirnoff on a beach in Cabo and ended up getting himself stuck in a giant shell!
When reached for comment, members of the Hollywood Foreign Press were quite offended that Mr. Allen did not make the ceremony, calling the screenwriter/director/actor/comedian/author/playwright's actions "very shellfish."
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