As a professional golfer, Bob Lunn never won a major tournament on the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) tour. He once finished tied for third in the U.S. Open, but that is neither here nor there.
Because where Bob Lunn truly excelled was on an entirely different kind of course, on a completely different kind of tour.
You see, Bob Lunn was a professional swinger.
As a member of the National Association of Swinging Athletes (NASA) tour, Bob rarely finished outside of the top 3 in any swingers tournament he participated in. In his prime, it was said that Bob could "put the ball in the hole" almost effortlessly.
Because where Bob Lunn truly excelled was on an entirely different kind of course, on a completely different kind of tour.
You see, Bob Lunn was a professional swinger.
As a member of the National Association of Swinging Athletes (NASA) tour, Bob rarely finished outside of the top 3 in any swingers tournament he participated in. In his prime, it was said that Bob could "put the ball in the hole" almost effortlessly.
To continue to put it metaphorically, over the course of his career, Bob "put it in the hole" on over 377 different "courses"- a record that still stands to this day, and one that many believe will never be broken.
What was Bob's secret?
His hair.
What was Bob's hair's secret?
Bob Lunn used Dep for men.
Because when your hair looks as good as the 18th green at Augusta National, you are the Master champion.
His hair.
What was Bob's hair's secret?
Bob Lunn used Dep for men.
Because when your hair looks as good as the 18th green at Augusta National, you are the Master champion.
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