You get more with gaiters by Sweet-Orr.
More of what you ask?
Well, more frustrating foreplay. More cheeky chastity. Significantly less sexytime.
Why, you ask?
Well, because these jeans are designed with your appearance in mind, and absolutely nothing else.
Made of designer denim so tough and rugged, it might as well have a sign that reads "Pitching tents here is prohibited."
Adorned with a vintage rusty zipper, void of any sort of pull tab.
Complete with a button half the size of your belly button, and with an accomyanying slit smaller than that of a suicidal Ken doll's wrists.
Pants that go anywhere with you. Pants that aren't going anywhere when you need them to.
So switch your hard off.
You've got gaiters on.
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