The Most Chinteresting Man in the World

Before 'The Most Interesting Man in the World', there was this fellow pictured here, known to many as

'The Most Chinteresting Man in the World'.

He didn't just have one cleft on his chin- he had seven.

He once did a chin up- by simply raising his chin.

The very first time he stroked his chin, he figured out the meaning of life.

"I don't always drink beer," he used to say, "but when I do, I prefer Miller High Life, even though tastes like foamy stale seltzer water."