That man swears. He curses. He chews, he spits.
He burps and leaves the door ajar whenever he shits.
He forgets anniversaries, he never says sorry.
He most likely smells like bad calamari.
But he doesn't.
That's because he wears "That Man" by Revlon.
It smells ohsogood. And when it comes to smells, Mrs. Tony Randall is ohsoshallow.
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