disco balls

Got a date with the disco this weekend? Make sure you have the old lady pick you up a bottle of Pub hygiene spray next time you drop her off at the supermarket. Because the seventies are no time to be smelling like a hapless hippy, especially below the belt.

4 out of 5 pairs of underwear recommend Pub hygiene spray when it comes to staying freshy fresh and keeping your man bits smelling crisp. It's the jewel of your medicine cabinet. And it's for your family jewels.

After all, it's the seventies dog! The days of smelling like a dirty, sweaty sock hop have up and ended. The decade of peace love and bellbottoms has arrived, and you're damn right your disco ballbottoms are gonna be glistening Saturday night when you're up at the discoteca getting down with your dirty self in the middle of the dancefloor.

So don't delay. Go buy a bottle of Pub today. Then stick it in your pants and spray.